The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 5.663 billion northern Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,053 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oscarcars reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 263,503^rd in the world and 5,937^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.